September 2012
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me? Pupil: I did; I shook my head. Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?! Pupil: You have my permission! Pupil: Why do you say that? Teacher: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... Read more »
August 2012
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!” “Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!” “Turn them!... Read more »
July 2012
A Stormers Rugby Player caused a stir when he entered a local Chinese restaurant with a few friends. A little while later he was overheard making a complaint: “Ja Waitron, these noodles are a bit crunchy hey!” To which she replied, “That’s because those are the... Read more »
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